Our Animals’ New Year’s Resolutions and My End-of-Year Gratitude List

As 2025 winds down, I thought it would be fun to have the “children” write up their New Year’s Resolutions, just like many “adults”, and share them with you, my readers.

And just like most adults (c’mon, admit it, I am!), these Resolutions don’t often last very long. I wonder how many of these will make it to January 1st, never mind the end of the week, month, or year…

With that in mind, let’s take a look and see what they came up with!

“I will stop chewing on plastic bags, containers, etc. so Mom stops saying “No plastic!” to me all the time.

“I will not nag Mom that it’s Snacky Time at 5PM when it really comes at 6:30PM.”

“I will stop rearranging Dad’s paper piles, he doesn’t need my help with ‘filing’.”

“I will stop making Mom carry me to the kitchen for Snacky Time, I really can walk there!”

“I will not disappear under the cabinet and ignore Mom when she calls so she panics and thinks I somehow got outside (I’d never go there, doesn’t she know that?).”

“I will stop helping the printer print by sitting on the paper tray or pulling on the paper.”

“I will not wash my feet in the water trough, especially after Mom just washed and refilled it.”

”I will stop banging on the barn door when Mom takes too long making our meal.”

“I will stop trying to figure out the latches on the feed room door so I can get more hay.”

“I will not drop a full flake of hay in the water trough.”

“I will not get mouthy and try to bite Mom’s hand when she feeds me treats too slowly.”

“I will stop thinking it’s a joke to try to fall down, lean on, or act up on the farrier when she works on my feet.”

“I will stop pulling hay out of the feeder and throwing it on the floor and acting like it’s poison on the floor.”

“I will not be annoying when Fawn is in heat.”

“I will not rear and buck when the farrier tries to work on my hind legs.”

“I will not try to run away when the farrier tries to work on my feet.”

“I will stand still when Mom tries to take my picture for her newsletter. ”

“I will let Mom pet me more, and maybe even hug me once in a while.”

“We will behave and go in our assigned coops at night and not make Mom chase us back and forth in the yard.”

“We will not poop in the nests and dirty up our eggs.”

“We will stop making Mom play hide and seek with our eggs and lay them in the next boxes where they belong.”

“We won’t dabble in the waterer and make the water messy or drain it all.”

“We’ll stop using our natural camouflage to hide from Mom when she puts us all in for the night.”

“We won’t try to sleep in the other coop.”

Let me know what you think of their Resolutions!

And what New Year’s Resolutions might your animals come up with? Send me those, and I’ll publish the best of them!


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